Me:
I shall study
Me: Stares at textbook
Me:
Me: There is no homoerotic subtext in this
Me: I must go
Me: Stares at textbook
Me:
Me: There is no homoerotic subtext in this
Me: I must go
Me all the time:
What am I even doing.
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
(via everyonetells)
my friends:
i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready






